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need spanks


"you are what you eat" and i guess that’s how i turned out to be such an asshole

"If you raise a girl with some confidence and you send her out in the world so she feels like she can do whatever she wants, she’s still going to get her face and her ass fucked but she’s going to do it on her terms. She’s going to grab that dick by the base and go, “I want to suck this right now”. This should be your goal as a father: That your daughter only sucks a dick that she thinks is delicious."

— Louis C.K.

No self control guys sorry about the snake picture.